This is Sam:

Sam isn’t looking at you like that because he’s being forced to share his swing with Annabel’s doll.  Nor is he looking at you like that because this angle makes his uneven newborn hair look like a receding hairline.  He’s not even looking at you like that because he’s sad that he has been dressed in horizontal stripes.  He’s looking at you like that because he’s trying to gain you sympathy because his parents, slackers that we are, kind of forgot to mention his existence.

So we are mentioning it.  This is Sam.  He’s *mumble mumble* weeks old.

Internet: He’s HOW old?

Uh, *mumble mumble* weeks old.

Internet: We still can’t hear you.

EIGHT weeks, okay?  He’s almost eight weeks old and we haven’t written about him and we are terrible and we’re sorry.

Okay?

Okay.

Don’t hold it against the baby.  The baby is totally innocent in all this.  Say hi to Sam, internet.

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