We always have such big plans, don’t we? “Let’s build a house,” we say. “How about we start a blog?” we ponder. “Let’s save the wood from the trees that we had to cut down and use it as our trim,” we decide.
Mm-hmm.
And that’s how we end up living in a half-built house, with a website we never update, and a pile of logs sitting in our front yard for a year-and-a-half.
We had such high hopes for those logs. But, alas, our original plan fell through when our pulp truck connection didn’t work out. We always meant to find another way to get the logs to the sawmill, but it turned out to be one of those things that was really, really easy to put off. And thus they never went off to become real boards, but sat in our yard (and sat and sat and sat) until, finally, we noticed this:

Mushrooms.
Wood that has mushroomed isn’t really wood you want to use as trim.
We just let them sit too long. Typical.
Luckily, as always, we had an alternate plan.
It involved chunking the logs up into smaller bits,

hitting them repeatedly with a sharp, heavy instrument

and stacking them neatly in a row, where they will stay until they are needed to keep Cherie’s feet warm next winter.

Not quite what we were hoping for, but in the battle of window trim versus warmth, warmth always, always wins.

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April 27, 2009 at 1:15 am
Anonymous
Looks more like the wood Bubba Greg delivered than anything from your yard. Fine job of chomping brother.
May 6, 2009 at 2:58 am
crin
Should have hired a guy with a portable saw mill and cut it into boards on site.