C: They totally all agree with me.
M: They do not! Plenty of people agree with me.
C: Your people are so outnumbered by my people. The consensus is that the rough stone looks funny.
M: A few crazy people agreeing with you does not mean a consensus.
C: Oh, I’m so going to tell them that you called them crazy.
M: You won’t even notice the difference between rough and smooth once a big, black woodstove is in front of that anyway. It will totally break it up.
C: I will notice. I will always notice. And it will drive me crazy every single day.
M: This is so ridiculous. This was the plan! Why change the plan?
C: Because the plan was flawed. I’m a visual person. I need to see it before I can make a decision. And once I saw it I knew it was wrong.
M: You know, it doesn’t matter anyway because we don’t have enough stone to cover the whole thing right now.
C: We don’t?
M: No.
C: Really? There’s so much granite out there.
M: Really. We’ve only got about a quarter of what we need. I did the math.
C: So we need to either keep scavenging granite or come up with a totally new idea regardless?
M: Yeah.
C: *frown*
M: *grump*
C: Let’s go get some ice cream.
M: Okay.

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June 29, 2008 at 4:24 pm
Sandy
Ah, ice cream. The prefect ending to a small disagreement! LOL
July 2, 2008 at 11:38 am
Rob
It’s probably a bit of a drive, but in case you do need more granite I know that a number of years ago the Rock of Ages quarry in VT gave away for free tons of scrap granite that they’d mined. (www.rockofages.com)
July 6, 2008 at 9:35 am
Sandy
Cherie, I have something for you and Michael over at my spot (http://curlyscorner-sandy.blogspot.com/). Please come and see!
August 2, 2008 at 10:04 am
adam and heather
stop dissin’ on our granite